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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have successfully grown vocal chords in a petri dish The results speak for themselves."

"I saw an old French prostitute last night, what's her name? Toulouse."

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wa-TA"

"Ma'am, your son is dead. Why, what happened, officer? He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back."

"""Good for you"" was said unsarcastically only that first time."

"A lot of people say they're ""real"" as if it's some sort of redeeming quality. Try not being an asshole. How's that for real?"

"They say that penis size is directly related to shoe size. Which makes the fear of being raped by a clown that much scarier."

"Do you want to here a joke about TCP Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it?"

"What an upset manly clock with boobs says to another manly clock with boobs who doesn't arrives in time for their homossexual dating? You man nipple lated me"

"Educational video website Lynda.com got hacked I hope they learned their lesson."