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Joke of the Day

"What medications do I take? I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long"

"No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom."

"[angrily holding cookie under milk for way too long] Yo whatcha doin bro? [looks him dead in the eye] practicing for you"

"A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The police officer"

"Skinny= Anorexic Thick= Obese. Virgin= Too good. Non-Virgin= Slut. Friendly= Fake. Quiet= Rude. It seems like you can never please society"

"Your name is Jeff with a G? Jeffg? Ok"

"How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool."

"A large hole appeared on the fence of the nudist camp... ...The police are looking into it."

"My friend has mexican car insurance. It's called get out and run."

"Boss: Where's the progress report I asked u for Me: I haven't made any progress that's my report What I imagine it'd be like if I had a job"