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Joke of the Day
"I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come for me"
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"I make so many dad jokes... I probably have a lot of bastard children I don't know about"
"Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks"
"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"
"Girlfriend and I placed a bet to see who was better at Super Smash Bros for the N64 I beat her so badly! I do wish we had a chance to actually play a race before I had to take her to the hospital..."
"We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us"
"What has 4 teeth and 6 boobs? Third shift at the Waffle House."
"[suspecting Kyle is a werewolf] ME: Ive laid out all the good silverware for us tonight K: Its chips & salsa M: Aaand? *stabs chip w/ fork*"
"What do 2 Chinese people call their black child Sum ting wong"
"My girlfriend just got mad and accused me of stalking her. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet."