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Joke of the Day
"I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come for me"
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"My mom sent me a two paragraph email to inform me that she had called customer service and received $17 off her flight to see me."
"At my last checkup the doctor said he needed a urine sample, a semen sample and a stool sample ... ... I said "" Doc, I can speed this along - I'll just leave you my underwear !"""
"Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even Like. Omg."
"Girls always tell me I'm a chick magnet... ...set to repel."
"What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."
"Quiting smoking is easy I've done it hundreds of times."
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?"
"Girls in Thailand are like a box of chocolates Some of them have nuts"
"A Man to a lady sitting next to him in flight. Man: ""Which perfume do you use ? It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife."" Lady: ""Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."""