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Joke of the Day

"The last time people got so upset over a cup.. It involved two girls."

"What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhino? 'Elephino!"

"[getting a checkup] DOCTOR: On average, how much alcohol do you drink in a day? ME: *sweating* NO ONE SAID THERE WOULD BE ANY MATH"

"What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children? One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts."

"What do you call a condom within a condom? Contraception."

"How do we know that God isn't a woman? Because we're not all sandwiches"

"There's a new Fast & Furious ride at Universal Studios I really hope I don't get Paul Walkers car"

"If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied... I'd owe them 5 bucks"

"Why is the letter ""B"" so cold? Because its between AC..."

"What is the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information punched into it once."