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Joke of the Day

"""I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"" ""Anabolic?"" ""No, just the penis"""

"There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? The cops"

"[stranded on deserted island] *spells out message in rocks* WHAT'S THE WIFI PASSWORD"

"What's the worst question you can ask a blind date? ""So.. you seeing anyone?"""

"They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer."

"*sneaks into sons room to scare him* *trips over skateboard* *steps on something squishy* *turns light on* *makes him clean his room*"

"Ran into my ex gf today... I put it in reverse and hit her again"

"What the difference between Reddit and other sites? On some of them you actually have a voat"

"i pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool."

"Telling my wife I'm taking her someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready."