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Joke of the Day

"""I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"" ""Anabolic?"" ""No, just the penis"""

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... Now it doesn't work."

"Why aren't jokes in base eight funny? Because 7, 10, 11!"

"I love being a mosquito... People always clap when I'm around!"

"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""

"There are 4 black guys in a rectangular room. They divide evenly into the 4 corners. How many men are in each corner? 3/5"

"I like my beer how i like my violence Domestic"

"Short joke What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts? Midjitsu!"

"Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that sir? Professor: Positive."

"A white guy, Mexican guy, and a black guy are in the 5th grade, who has the biggest dick? Black guy because he's 18!"