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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the ""net"" ? It wanted to get to the other site !"
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"what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom"
"My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor... because ""who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"""
"What would you doooooooo? for a klondike bar?"
"Hey guys, trust me on this one, tweets aren't nearly as funny when they're being read aloud in a courtroom."
"How do you tell if you have a high sperm count. She chews before she swallows."
"[emergency room] ""We need to put pressure on the wound!"" [to wound] We've been together 6 months now, I think we should move in together"""
"Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app this morning... ...and it sent an ambulance to my house"
"A vegan, a feminist, and a Stranger Things fan walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes..."
"Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better? Concentration camp"