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Joke of the Day

"Met a girl at a party and asked if she wanted to go back to my place and hang out. She said she wasn't a whore I said I wasn't offering to pay"

"Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot"

"Did you hear about the court ruling on the grammar Nazi who did the double-murder? He got a compound sentence."

"If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?"

"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."

"A penguin walks into an airport... A TSA officer stops him and says ""Penguins can't fly."""

"North Korea bans sarcasm What a great idea."

"Statistics are like a bikini What it reveals is suggestive, but what it conceals is essential."

"What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge? A Dictator"

"If Clinton wins presidency, who will be First Lady? Monica Lewinsky"