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Joke of the Day
"A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present so santa send him a sumo wrestler"
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"Is it 5 seconds from when it hits the floor or when I see it? I just noticed a skittle under my desk. I don't remember eating skittles."
"I sold my sole to the Devil yesterday... He was pretty pissed off when he found out it wasn't a typo."
"I do not, and never will, know my confirmation number."
"He slapped his two inches on the doctors desk. The doctor said ""What is wrong with it?"" ""It's swollen."""
"What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common? There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!"
"Can't believe i actually met a guy named Dick Putinson"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breath through something so small?"""
"a guy walks into a bar... ...says ""ouch"""
"So two mushrooms walk into an elevator. One turns to the other and says, ""There's not mushroom in here is there?"""