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Joke of the Day
"If there's a sock on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with the other one."
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"That awkward moment in church when you put your hands together to pray & you see the stamp from last night & you remember..."
"""It's been so cold lately..."" ""It's been so cold lately, that I think I saw a few democrats with their hands in their own pockets."""
"What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone? McRIP"
"So I asked /r/AskScience a question... My post is not yet visible on the forum and is awaiting review from the moderator team."
"What is the first rule of Woman`s fight club? Never tell anyone what are you so mad about"
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the crap out of their dogs!"
"If 7 out of 10 sports fans have below average intelligence, what percentage of sports fans is that? 110%. [Aaaaaand we prove once again that morons are humorless. Really should know that by now.]"
"Whenever I think of a funny status I always get a pen and write it down so I can use it later, and if the pen is too far away I just convince myself that it wasn't that funny anyway."
"To prepare her for real life I make my daughter pretend to tweet on a toy phone when she's taking a crap."