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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had reptile dysfunction."
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"The apocalypse is apparently signaled by trumpets... ...might have been a typo though, it could have been Trump/Pence"
"A Mexican magician announced... ""For my next trick, I will count to ten and vanish into thin air."" He began ""Uno....dos.."" Then he disappeared without a tres."
"My Mexican friend was freaking out, but I couldn't understand his panic."
"How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe? #GrammysRedCarpet"
"Prince's death may have been murder. In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?"
"Things You Will Never See In A Fortune Cookie"
"My Friend Really Changes Once she became a Vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."
"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're deep in shit."
"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest natural resources which must be preserved at all costs."