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Joke of the Day

"Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!"

"Why did the blond not come out of the shower? Because the bottle said to lather, rinse, and repeat."

"What's with the attitude? I don't know what's gotten into you but I know what hasn't."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel."

"""How much would you say you read the Bible?"" ""Well, I don't read it religiously."" Bud-dum tss, I hate myself."

"Come on Fred I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me let them come and get me!"

"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."

"Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair? Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud"

"What does a flying rabbit has on his back? An eagle"

"What to hear a joke? Women's Sports."