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Joke of the Day

"Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!"

"What the difference between Reddit and other sites? On some of them you actually have a voat"

"I take the time every night to read Facebook statuses to my children as part of my stay in school campaign."

"Want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide? NO"

"waiter and customer Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"

"What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter? Hogwarts."

"Is it just me, or are there other people?"

"I'm saving up my money for a sex change operation... ...and I don't care how much my wife protests it. I wanted a boy, dammit."

"What do you call space herpes? Star Warts."

"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."