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Joke of the Day
"What do you call am alligator in a vest? An illogical situation imagined by a child."
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"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."
"Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it."
"How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb? none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it? a dead cat"
"People who say that they don't have time for my bullshit need to learn how to manage their time better. Wake up an hour earlier."
"What did one repost say to another? Well the flag is a big plus! ಠ_ಠ"
"I got my first blow job today It sucked"
"Any room can be a panic room if she tells you ""we need to talk"""
"Your dog is better than your wife. Don't believe me? Lock them both in your trunk for an hour and then see who's happy when you open it."