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Joke of the Day
"Drunk sex is like a WNBA game. It lasts 2 hours and nobody comes."
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"If you are brave, clever and skillful, go home. You're drunk!"
"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres."
"Non alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister Tastes the same as others, but it just isn't right..."
"Marriage is like a three ring circus. First you've got the engagement ring, then you've got the wedding ring, and then you've got the suffering."
"Did you hear the one about the pizza? Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy."
"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"
"STUDENT: Will there be a final? PROFESSOR: Does a bear shit in the woods? BEAR STUDENT: *from the back row* Thats none of your damn business"
"While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that."
"Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug? Crack Rock."