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Joke of the Day

"ME: Mexican food does NOT agree with me BURRITO: Correct. Your thoughts on middle eastern power structures are banal and imperialist at best"

"What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry it was a freak hic!"

"Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant... Who tips first?"

"my life is a joke with no punchline"

"If you're American when you go into the toilet, and Asian when you come out, what are you on the toilet? European!"

"I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format... ...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking"

"What do you call a Black Abortion clinic? Crime Stoppers."

"Someone asked me, ""What's the difference the testes and the penis?"" I said, ""Well, there's a vas deferens between them."""

"What do jellybeans and the human race have in common Nobody likes the black ones"

"A German tourist walks into a pie shop on Fleet Street in London And tells the lady behind the counter, ""I would like to become a pie."" And so he did."