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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what the scientific name of Viagra is? Mycoxafloppin."
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"Can I call you? Crush: Yes Errm, I called but you didn't pick Crush: I said you could call, I never said I'd pick up"
"Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her? I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through"
"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his whole family"
"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to go deeper and you ran out of poems?"
"*looks at you in batman voice*"
"Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda."
"Blind Man I just passed a blind man in home depot. He was dressed head to toe in camouflage. I assume he was trying to even the playing field. Well done sir. (True Story)"
"Sometimes, When I Think Of My Books... I touch my shelf."
"How did Jesus feel after the Romans killed him? He felt pretty cross."