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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what the scientific name of Viagra is? Mycoxafloppin."
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"[job interview] ""So what are your goals for working here?"" To be home by noon..."
"I went for sushi with Luke Skywalker and he was struggling with chopsticks... ""Use the fork, Luke!"" I said."
"I got attacked by someone who suffers with premature ejaculation today. He just came out of nowhere."
"Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches? Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!"
"Did you hear about that promising new male porn star? His studio described him as ""up and cumming""."
"How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!"
"What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? ""I'm getting the fudge outta here!"""
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich? What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth?"