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Joke of the Day

"If Apple made a car, what would it be lacking? Windows"

"What animal has a dick on its back? A police horse."

"Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog."

"It's not my farting that bothers my wife, it's me yelling ""Release the Kraken!!"" right before I do it."

"Yesterday I watched the movie Carrrs. Well, it was just Cars, but I pirated it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !"

"My eleven year old brother: ""I have Asperger's Syndrome..."" ""...want a burger?"""

"I'm not saying your mom's a whore... But if she were a video game she'd be rated E for everyone."

"Boss: You're late! M: It's 6.30am B: You start at 6am! M: I know but that's just crazy. This is better for me. And now we wait for HR."

"Where do hamburgers go to dance? To a meatball."