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Joke of the Day

"I really hate pretzels Some would even say I'm Anti-Anne's"

"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"

"[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font? Sans Scarif"

"What was post office worker's sexuality She was attracted to mails"

"What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen? Linoleum Blown-apart."

"INTERVIEWER: what's your greatest strength? ME: I'm good at untying knots INTERVIEWER: oh thank god can u get these running shoes off of me?"

"I love telling jokes... But I always punch up the fuck line. Shit!"

"What do they say for jokes about German sausages? They are the wurst."

"What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !"

"Ellie Goulding could really take her relationship to the next level... ... if she married Darth Vader (Don't know if I should be proud, but yes this is OC)"