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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker? Because he overcame the dark side"

"I hate three things (1) Posting on /r/Jokes (2) Lists (3) Irony"

"I tried to start a band called ""999 megs""! Never did get a gig :("

"What did the pot-head name his son? Bud."

"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."

"I am in prison for something I didn't do I didn't pay my taxes"

"Men statistically have larger brains than women, which is why men are usually smarter and elephants rule us all from their laser-hovercraft"

"Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time...... For shits and giggles."

"Two fish are in a tank.. One turns to the other and asked ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"How do you know you're playing a Jewish Football team (American Football) On defense, they only run the Dime Formation"