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Joke of the Day

"I don't want to be cremated when I die. I want my body thrown on a group of unsuspecting, cocky teens in a haunted house."

"How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? He said ""screw"" lolol"

"What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, row, row your boat"

"I can't believe how stupid that bloke in the Post Office was.... He said that my Parcel was too heavy and that I needed to put more stamps on it like that's going to make it lighter."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"

"My fire alarm keeps going off. I think it's because my girlfriend keeps coming in. She is smoking hot."

"Polls show that 80% of black males enjoy sex in the shower The other 20% had not gone to prison yet"

"My exes broke up with me because I'm a pot lover. I guess you can say they don't have high standards."

"Hey hedgehogs, how about leaving some hedges for the rest of us?"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Credit to Top Gear."