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Joke of the Day

"I didn't think Miss Hilton could consume all those painkillers at once, but wow! Paracetomol!"

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up"

"I have nothing to eat All i have is a bunch of old vegetables, but all they do is talk about Vietnam."

"Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton? It didn't get much of a reaction. ^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now"

"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"Volkswagen How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray"

"Wanna ruin a girl's day? Respond to her next text with ""Who is this?"""

"Make the little things count....... teach mathematics to midgets"

"Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete? The old one was made of steal."