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Joke of the Day

"A clown opened the door for me today. It was a nice jester."

"My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues so we hit him..."

"Hey do you like bowpha? Bowpha deez nutts"

"90s Kids won't get this either Smallpox"

"What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad? ""Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"""

"I asked my wife, "" why don't you tell me when you orgasm "" "" i don't like to call you when your at work """

"Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center? Too many walkers."

"The problem with political jokes... ...is that they always get elected."

"Only works in German - What is the biggest monkey? - Giraffe!"

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol."