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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market? He was un-feta-ed of his cheese."

"Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn't help but hear invoices inside his head."

"Boy: Why is the food so cold and bland? Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it."

"I just poured myself some iced tea. I could have sworn I heard one of the beers in my fridge whisper ""What the F*ck!?"""

"What insect lives on nothing ? A moth because it eats holes"

"How does Michael Jackson Beat It? With the Jackson Five"

"What are crisp like milk and go 'eek eek eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !"

"What's black and smells like people? Black People"

"Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet? RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh"

"You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance."