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Joke of the Day

"eBay's search feature can be so useless sometimes and other times be equally worthless with overkill. I tried to look up cigarette lighters and they had 13,749 matches."

"Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering... Yes, I forgot our anniversary again."

"Add an exclamation point to an email BOOM you're a morning person."

"If you feed me & have the heat on high, I will fall asleep on you. So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold"

"What do you call an Islamic cow? A Mooslim"

"When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment ""nice"" on everyones old pool pics"

"Some girls will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same cheating guy a millions times..."

"My neighbors listen to good music. Whether they want to or not!"

"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"

"My pastry factory has been pretty successful... So far we've had a good turnover."