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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is half my size but takes up three quarters of the bed. If my math is correct, she's a bitch"

"Two Hispanic men are playing basketball. It's Juan on Juan."

"3 rings in a man's life 1. Engagement ring 2. Wedding ring 3. Suffering"

"""Do you have anything with, ya know, even more denim?"" ""These jeans are 100% denim."" ""I require more."" ""Mr. Leno, this is getting weird."""

"Why do rappers love weed so much? Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it"

"Naughty Women People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE. [Funny Status](http://franksms.com/funny-status-for-you/)"

"Why doesn't people with two dicks get into the porn industry? Because they know they'll be fucked over. Edit: Don't, not doesn't. Sorry can't change title."

"I will marry the next person who just shows up here with a container of hummus."

"One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off"

"If I'm going to have to become a communist... Then so be it."