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Joke of the Day
"According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me"
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"The cancelled marathon runners should seriously run through the boroughs with supplies. I said it earlier as a joke, now I say it for real."
"A guy storms home and yells at his wife ""You slut! I know everything!"" The wife smirks, and calmly replies: ""Oh yeah? Then how high is Everest?"""
"I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal."
"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe."
"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."
"When the aliens land I refuse to be the one who explains why mannequins have no heads/arms/legs but do have noticeably erect nipples."
"Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web."
"A woman asks a famous man to give her a signature on her breast. The famous man says ""Sorry, I don't know how to write that small."""
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him."