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Joke of the Day

"I'd like Twitter to suggest: Since you've just unfollowed that loser, how about you get rid of some more fucking deadwood, like ......"

"Don't get me started on trigonometry... I'll go on a tangent."

"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."

"What's the difference between 3 and 13? Nothing, they both have 1 3"

"Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel."

"""Would you just look at all this bullshit?!"" - enthusiastic fertilizer suppliers"

"I've been trying to stop making that's-what-she-said jokes But it's so hard."

"An excerpt from my self help book, ""How to Get Rich Quick"" Chapter 1: Write a self help book about how to get rich quick The End"

"I went out drinking last night and took a bus home That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before."

"Poor Will... He gets fired at a lot."