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Joke of the Day

"What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !"

"It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account."

"I've just been charged with stocking a chicken. I'm hoping to get it reduced."

"If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth."

"When Harry Potter ejaculates, it's HP sauce For those who don't know, [HP sauce](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce) is a brown sauce sold in the UK."

"An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down! My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share."

"words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that's how they get you."

"This is my favorite least offensive offensive joke Which football player gets the most wedgies? The tight ends."

"""Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them."" - Archeologist who discovers the Internet"

"An Eskimo's lover leans in close and says.. ""baby, kiss me."" The Eskimo leans forward, shakes his head, and says ""no""."