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Joke of the Day
"I pushed a hipster down the stairs today... He's still Tumbling!"
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"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"why i call my girlfriend warm beer my girlfriend asked me why i sometimes call her warm beer, i told her very few want her sober but while drunk shes fair game."
"Facebook is essentially a machine that eats time and shits thumbs."
"One zebra says to the other, ""I'm going to check out that patch of nice green grass over there . . . . . . I'll be white black."""
"Dad, What is your favorite music genre ? Elevator music"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally"
"What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths? Swigonometry."
"A cat falls into water, which makes the rooster laugh Moral of the story: a wet pussy makes a happy cock"
"This redditor is so N00b... He pondered for several hours as to why people in his comments thread kept calling his submission ""Overpowered"""