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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person that worships NASCAR? A racist!"

"Damn bro, judging by your handshake I would hate to be your d*ck."

"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"

"How do you make an Ethiopian grow? Just add water."

"You should never take what a sea monsters says seriously. They're always Kraken jokes."

"Have you heard of this new drug? The DEA just passed a new controversial drug to help treat lesbians with depression. It's called Tricoxagan."

"Is there a mouse in the house ? No but there's a moose on the loose !"

"It is true. Time flies when you are having fun. However it is also true that Time eventually rests on a tree branch and shits on your head."

"I told the barber, ""a little off the top."" So he gave me a circumcision."

"There are three type of people in this world. People that can count, and people that can't."