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Joke of the Day

"I thought a vasectomy would prevent me from having babies. But all it does is change the color of my babies."

"What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban? Dominicans are close, but no cigar"

"How do you know a girl is into you? Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't."

"I had a three way the other night.... Had a couple no shows, but I still had a good time."

"Okay...we've seen the 900 pics of your band. Now show us the the three people in your audience."

"Boss: You're not fired but we're taking away all your responsibilities. Me: Cool, a promotion! Boss: No-- Me: Sounds like a promotion to me."

"A man walks into a bar... His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart."

"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Grab onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."