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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes, I like to drink and play guitar..."
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"""I'll sleep when I'm Ned!"" -Exhausted pre-op who plans to go by Ned after the surgery"
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"my wife can find a stain on my shirt from across the room but can't see the mailbox when she's backing up?"