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Joke of the Day

"Senior high school picture...they weren't ready http://www.today.com/news/teen-comes-out-closet-hilarious-senior-quote-t25881?cid=par-huffpost-gravity"

"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"

"I always hoped my kids wouldn't have to suffer the same things I had to. Then Michael Bolton comes back...."

"if u watch snowfall backwarbds, its abot the ground disolving into the sky to reveal the complex world it was hiding beneath it"

"Why do pediatricians get so frustrated? They have very little patients."

"When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience. I said I was more of a cat person."

"I'm thankful my wife harvested over $100,000 in potatoes on Farmville while I ate a grilled cheese for dinner & am sleeping on dirty laundry"

"My girlfriend and I use ""laundry"" as a code-word for sex. Her dad asked me why I couldn't do the laundry by myself so I told him ""it's a big load""."

"How to sound Australian. Say ""good eye might"" aloud."

"This Independence Day please remember that fireworks are not a toy, they are meant to be aimed at the nearest British ship."