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Joke of the Day

"My parrot got himself a new suit. It's polly ester."

"What kind of light makes the best US president? A blinkin' light"

"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"

"Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey. Which is why I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a playground."

"What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook."

"Smells like carrots. Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts."

"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"

"Why is it that lawyers get sick? It's because they are *contract*ually obligated to do so."

"When God closes a door, he opens a window. Our heating bill is outrageous & six raccoons got in last night. Please God, this has to stop."

"""What happened?"" The bullets asked their sad bullet friend... ""I got fired."" He replied."