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Joke of the Day

"I realized she might be too young when I asked her the time.. And she said.. ""The big hand is on the...."""

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"Growing up, whenever I told my father, 'It's really nice out!'... He'd reply, 'Yeah, I had it out a minute ago, I thought it was great, too!' And so went my childhood..."
"An atheist, a vegan and a femenist walked into a bar. And everyone knew it instantly."
"So an Irishman walks out of bar... Haha no he didn't"
"When making small talk at a tweet-up, avoid using the word ""fungus."""
"Great. Ban gay marriage. Remember what happened during Prohibition? Now we're going to have everyone making bathtub gay marriages."
"I'm at my most nurturing when I'm plotting a way to drop my 12 yr old at school 3 days early."
"My rubberband gun was confiscated in Algebra class It was a weapon of math disruption!"
"/!\ AP Breaking News /!\ Sheltered Rich White Southerner Uses Racial Slurs But Says It's Not Hateful"
"2 Scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."