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Joke of the Day
"I haven't lost my virginity yet Because I never lose"
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"I used to be addicted to playing with Play-Doh But now I'm reformed"
"A man went to the zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu."
"Knock knock Who's there? YOUR MOM'S VAGINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm? Just look for the fresh prints."
"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to try anal She said 'Sure' and then put her finger in my butt."
"How do you say constipated in german? Farhfrumpoopin'."
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby who just got HIV? I didn't rape Donald Trump"
"I want to become a lawyer just so I can defend all my clients in court by saying, ""I mean, don't we all make mistakes"""