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Joke of the Day
"I haven't lost my virginity yet Because I never lose"
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"The completely inane bullshit I read on my phone doesn't deserve the super intense face I make while staring at it."
"A friend of mine is allergic to both peanut butter and bees, which he discovered when he bit into the worst sandwich ever."
"Why was the clownfish sad? Because its friends were anemones."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a dog? Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards."
"What does a polite Southerner call a golden shower? Cuntrytime Lemonade"
"What does a vampire drink while on a diet? Blood Light."
"Whats better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ..."
"What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? ""I got a filling, woo-hoo!"""
"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""