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Joke of the Day

"What did the ""O"" call the Zero? Weirdo!"

"nothing says FUCK YOU like a restaurant giving you one napkin with your takeout order"

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"

"What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is always a mouthful."

"PRIEST: The couple has chosen to write their own vowels HER: Shouldn't it be - HIM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Why dick has a sad life? Bcoz, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him."

"I don't think there will ever be an edible version of scrabble. And if there is, I'm going to have to eat my own words."

"I told my blond friend, that they have higher risk of cancer. The next day she colored her hair black. courtesy: Choke by Chuck palahniuk"

"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"