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Joke of the Day

"Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days? Because 7 days makes a hole weak"

"Eomer gets off of his horse and says, ""What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?"" A nearby horseman answers, ""Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"""

"""Serving size: half sandwich."" Really, ice-cream sandwich manufacturers? I know what you're doing. And I don't like it."

"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing The Monkees. I thought she was lying, but then I saw her face..."

"You know why God loved Mother Mary so much? Virgin Milf ( )"

"What do you call a shitty journal? A Diarrhea."

"Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off."

"What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection? If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it."

"Whats pink and smells like salmon? trout"

"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 30 years."