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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it."

"Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked."

"I got my first ejaculation today... I did not see that comming..."

"Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?"

"""I am going on a trip."" ""Mushrooms or acid?"""

"broken leg I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said to quit going to those places."

"Why couldn't Donald Trump cross the road? Because a wall was blocking his way"

"Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters? Pander Express."

"I went to the bar with my 21 year old girlfriend... They called me a pedophile because I was 42. That totally ruined our 10 year anniversary."

"Avast, me buckos! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, so let's hear your most swashbuckling puns and AAAARRRRRRGUE about whose is best/worst."