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Joke of the Day
"If you ever feel useless... .. Remember that there is a comment section on porn sites."
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"What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common? nothing"
"If it weren't for twitter I wouldn't know what it feels like to go unnoticed. Just kidding, I'm married. I know exactly how that feels."
"Kid wants to sit at table, isn't tall enough Me: WHERE ARE ALL THE PHONEBOOKS?! Him: U threw them out saying, who the hell uses phone books?"
"What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench The NBA"
"Why don't single women fart? Because they only get assholes once they're married."
"were do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store. Edit: WHERE NOT WERE I'M RETARDED I KNOW :((((("
"What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies? Your mom."
"99 Camera walk into a Bar... The Bartender says ""GET OUT!! We do not serve cameras in here now get out!"" The Cameras say ""All we wanted to do was to take a shot."""
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then peppery spray by the police... he is now a seasoned veteran"