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Joke of the Day
"What do paedophiles and tortoises have in common? They both want to get there before the hair"
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"Why are most hurricanes named after women Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car."
"i've always struggled spelling out ""blood"" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like ""bbool"""
"did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."
"What Does A Subatomic Duck Say? QUARK!"
"what do you call a woman with one leg I-lean Just heard it!"
"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler..."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist"
"""Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture."" -Whistler's Mother"
"Only 3 more STD's to go until I get my own MTV reality show!!!!!!"