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Joke of the Day

"I just set Twitter to post to Facebook, and Facebook to tweet to Twitter... So the internet should explode any minute now."

"What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in an elementary school."

"What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court? Annette."

"What kind of currency do they use in space? http://i.imgur.com/vfZp1nP.jpg"

"Why does the internet always mourn the death of politicians? Because they are always lion about everything."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck in the chicken."

"I don't like Haikus; But I like ironic twists I am conflicted"

"What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe? Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium."

"Fun Fact - The faster you walk around the office the more important you are"

"""Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water."" Really? Maybe cus that's where the ppl are u idiots."