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Joke of the Day

"Bricks and mortar are so passe. I going to live in my homepage."

"A joke about a hangman's noose... You probably thought it's knot funny, but there's a twist at the end."

"I see dead people. Well technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes."

"They say you are what you eat.. But I don't remember eating a PATHETIC FAILURE."

"The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later."

"Request: biology jokes Hey guys I need some jokes for my biology class to liven things up a bit so gimme your best. ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)"

"Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing? Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!"

"I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal funeral... ...But was a ""Family Barbecue"" really the best idea?"

"Everybody is a little weird, except you and I... ...and I'm not so sure about you."

"Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out."