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Joke of the Day

"Ways to get me naked: 1. Be hot 2. Be funny 3. Be alcohol 4. Pretend to be my gynecologist"

"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."

"Constipated people don't give a crap."

"What did the double dick guy say when the tailor asked him if he dresses right or left? Yes."

"Two gay deer walk out of a bar... One turns to the other and says ""damn dude, I cant beleive you blew twenty bucks in there"""

"*SEXIST* If the man's bathrooms on the left, where is the woman's... Even further left because they HAVE NO RIGHTS!"

"I accidentally slept with a prostitute last night... I thought I was more careful and smart than that, I swear! I typically check the tags on their feet first! :("

"The name of a cow trying to be a Knight... Sir Loin."

"Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup? Because 1 more would have been 240..."

"me: so did it hurt? her: yes, a lot me: when i splashed that salsa in your eye? her: I SAID YES"