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Joke of the Day

"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"

"I hope death is a woman. That way, it will never come for me."

"Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC? because it's stoned."

"If a Rabbit Foot is considered good luck, then a Camel Toe should be considered amazing luck!"

"No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom."

"Everyday, I brush my teeth & say ""That's it. You can't squeeze anymore toothpaste out of this tube."" Then everyday, I do."

"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!"

"If a meteorite hits a planet, what do you call the ones that miss? A meteor-WRONG!"

"Every year, falling coconuts kill more people than shark attacks, but the families of the shark victims are less embarrassed."

"What's white and can't climb trees? A Refrigerator"