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Joke of the Day

"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"

"Boss: Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Me: Not cool, dude. Jan's just pregnant. Him:.. Me: Jan if you report this I got your back."

"How can you tell if a hippie has been in your house? ...he's still there"

"At first I didn't like having a beard But then it grew on me."

"When does one plus one equal three? Nine months later."

"I don't get my neighbor. tells me to make my self at home but then gets pissed off when they come into the kitchen and I'm in my underwear making a sandwich."

"How do you know that you are a redditor? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)"

"Micky Mouse is in divorce court The judge says, ""So you, uh, want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" And Mickey says, ""Um, no, I think what you heard me say is that she's fucking Goofy!"""

"Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio? He stopped believing in stereotypes."