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Joke of the Day
"My car is probably the most expensive bird toilet I own."
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"Did you hear about the guy who froze himself? I hear he is 0K!"
"Your dick."
"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash"
"""Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks."" *hits tree with axe* "" Take me for example. I just hate trees."""
"What does E.T. stand for? Freedom of speech"
"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"
"If Trump wins, why should you move to Mexico instead of Canada? Because there'll be an actual wall keeping you from Trump"
"What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like: Mike Hunt Dixie Normous Ivana fukalot ect"
"What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam"