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Joke of the Day
"My car is probably the most expensive bird toilet I own."
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"[groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars? It stars Harrison Fjord."
"One sperm says to another... ""Hey, which way to the egg?"" The other sperm replies, ""I'm not sure, but we just passed the tonsils."""
"How do color blind people see porn? In fifty shades of gray"
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"When an artist covers another artist's song, it's flattering. When a comedian tells another comedian's joke, it's Carlos Mencia"