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Joke of the Day

"I had the shingles on my house redone, and the contractor lied to me about his pricing. I was expecting it to be done for free; he said it was going to be on the house."

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"Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down."
"Breaking news: Cartoonist found dead in his own home. The details were sketchy."
"We really need to stop with the cute names for devastating storms. Winter Storm Voldemort would be taken much more seriously."
"You should never marry a tennis player. Apparently love means nothing to them."
"Might stand on a construction site looking at blue prints today and see what happens."
"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin? The trash gets taken out once a week."
"So I sadly discovered that username Iloveyouforever has been taken"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom xDDddd"