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Joke of the Day

"U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg Unless u only have one leg... Then you're good"

"How do farmers party? They turnip the beets!"

"These poker chips must be stale, they taste horrible."

"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"

"What does a gay horse eat? Cum"

"People are shitting on gorilla kid's mom for not watching. My mom had three kids under 5. I could've run a terrorist cell outta my treehouse"

"What is a ghost's favorite airplane? BOO!eing"

"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a far more peaceful place."

"I was the kid your mom made you invite to your birthday party who then started crying and had to be picked up early."

"How does a Scandinavian man catcall? ""Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."""