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Joke of the Day
"Terror attack in New York Thousands of people scream as Mariah Carey bombs Time Square"
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"""Hey Hillary what color do you think this dre-- never mind"" - Bill Clinton scrolling through Twitter last night"
"If a black guy, a Mexican, and a redneck are all in a car together, who's driving? The police."
"Why do people like office parties AND this joke? The punch line."
"I fucked this bitch the other night... The next day, she was starting to get overly attached and needy, so I asked my buddy for some advice. He said, ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that."""
"I wonder if the people who camp out in front of stores for Black Friday sales realize there are online sales too."
"I'm 35 and I was out to eat with my 18 year old girlfriend. Everyone was giving us dirty looks. Eventually I got up and yelled at everyone ""you are all ruining out 10th anniversary."""
"If I hack a movie in Guadeloupe... Am i a pirate of the caribbeans ?"
"What did the other vegetables in the garden say when a rumor was going around that two vegetables might start dating? ""I heard it through the grapevine."""
"You know what the definition of ""competitive"" is? Finishing first *and* third in a circlejerk."