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Joke of the Day
"What do my ex and a box of chocolate have in common? They kill my dog."
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"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."
"Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way."
"Just got a job working in a full size cuckoo clock. It's not great, but it gets me out the house."
"What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker? A STD."
"Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart? ...because its not a Target."
"I've been called the Trump of the bedroom... Because sex with me builds up emotional walls that they end up paying for."
"My doctor told me to stop masturbating When I asked him why he said, ""So I can examine you."""
"They say innocence is always found in the children. This has only made it more difficult for me to understand why so many pedophiles are found guilty."
"when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) ""oh no my hot bod!"""