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Joke of the Day
"What do my ex and a box of chocolate have in common? They kill my dog."
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"I have a step stool... I never knew my real stool."
"Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago haha he's the best where are you man"
"I've gotta go. This bottle of vodka isn't gonna get arrested all by itself."
"A really twisted joke What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common? They both left bodies in four states."
"Say what you will about the Russian Olympic Team... ...I think they're pretty dope"
"what comes after the bar? f. as in barf because drinking can make people barf .. f could also mean fuck because drinking can make people fuck that is all"
"I'll never reveal my secrets. Alcohol: Lol."
"IF you're NOT Handsome enough........ http://imgur.com/364BbQf"
"'Active' shower gel because I have no idea what active smells like."