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Joke of the Day
"This looks like a job for Superman! -unemployed Superman reading the classifieds"
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"A communist a spy and a chinese walk into a bar He orders a drink."
"Waiter there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir it's the hot water that kills them."
"When a grammar Nazi gets sad give them a hug and say ""There, their, they're."""
"[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks."
"What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? You only need one nail for the picture!"
"Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"Did you hear about the orchestra that got electrocuted? Some blame it on the conductor."
"What is black and starts with ""nig""? Nighttime, you racist bastard."
"What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant? Christmas music will still be playing next year."